Breaking News: These Scarlett Johansson Nude Pictures Are Fake!

No, really, they are totally fake. I made them with Photoshop. And might I add that I am not good with Photoshop.

See, the babe news of the day — and week — and month — is that Scarlett Johansson’s cell phone has been hacked and nude pictures of her have been posted online. Scarlett [...]